hoopsandboobs:

"how do you think it go’d"

hoopsandboobs:

"how do you think it go’d"

(Source: fedswatching)

grossanatomy93:

when someone unzips your pants

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nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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(Source: dveon)

(Source: themanrepeller)

dickloser:

why can’t this be my house

dickloser:

why can’t this be my house

(Source: sugar-shocked)

repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

(Source: 20aliens)

Anonymous asked: Why don't you use capital letters?

officialunitedstates:

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman

(Source: s-tylerag)

lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

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(Source: appareled)

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat