sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

kingtutty:

angfdz:

i just accidentally sent a pic of my pussy to my landlord. 

yo rent finna be low as hell

gleak:

being high or drunk in public like

imagethey know”

swarnpert:

bring back the 1950s but only the aesthetic and music and not the blatant racism sexism homophobia and everything else wrong with that time era

jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

image

(Source: abrotion)

(Source: hmskfru)

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

😉

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

(Source: jeffreestar)