when someone unzips your pants
*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*
Anonymous asked: Why don't you use capital letters?
the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman
parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-
me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat