hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

  • Person: I like your name
  • Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

deair:

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special

shutupaubrey:

Is summer still a thing ? Does warm weather still exist? Will it ever come back?

heyfunniest:

me 

The best line any guy can say..

"Sometimes, I just have to let her win, because losing the argument is easier than losing her."

(Source: miisyistaar)

the-doctor-donnaaaa:

dearestjohn:

You gave me a forever within the numbered days

the movie isn’t out for another 5 months and i’m already crying about it

the-doctor-donnaaaa:

dearestjohn:

You gave me a forever within the numbered days

the movie isn’t out for another 5 months and i’m already crying about it

(Source: oceane-water)

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun)

fileformat:

who is she

fileformat:

who is she

(Source: softmess)

(Source: pokec0re)

darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

(Source: panerasexual)

(Source: jessepnkman)